When I started putting my resume online here in 1998, I realized that there was a real problem: since I don't know who's looking at the resume or why, I don't know what skills to list. So I ended up having consulting clients learning I was fired from an advertising gig, and publishers reading about my experience with Penn & Teller and Mofo The Psychic Gorilla.
So here's a new way of approaching it: the Dyno-Resume! Freed from the workaday chore of weeding through irrelevant experience, the prospective employer may now wade through my employment experience safe in the knowledge that every listing will be one in the appropriate field.
Why, I can hear the phone ringing now.