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Monthly Archives: September 2010

CSI – Crime Scene Insufferable

“Baht marks”“Slahd” (of a firearm)“Fahr” (scene, marshall, etc)“Fahbur” (clothing, etc)“Crahms” (as in, ‘crahms of payshun,’ or ‘property crahms’)“Ignahturs” (which set fahrs)“Evideyence”“Cayans” (as in, cayans of paint)“Sahlaahvah” (you know, Spit.)“Vuhgahnuh”“Trayshcayans”“hahding places”“vee-hick-uhl”“pitchers” – as in, “take pitchers of the lahsunce plate”“Still” as…

Hot damn!

I’m standing against the wall, with some blue safety glasses on and Dave is asking me questions. I am not relaxed: “Have you got any breathing difficulties?” “No, sir.” “Do you wear contact lenses?” “No, sir.” “Do you have more…

Interrogation 101

Interrogation was a scream. We had a great detective running the class, someone who was clearly a good interrogator, and his strategy was to get people talking in much the same way as Dave – establishing rapport, asking about stuff…